The Movement...
This isn’t catering. Its a rebellion. We dont serve hype, we kill it.
Every jar, every burger, every pour-built from scratch, no shortcuts, no
ghosts hiding behind fake cheap brands. Kems is for the ones who crave REAL. The klub isnt just a place, its a culture. We’re not just feeding people. Were leading a food revolution.
Catering Without Limits.
We don’t do cookie-cutter catering. Kems isn’t here to hand you a PDF of packages and prices-we’re here to build an experience. Whether it’s twenty people in a back garden or two thousand in a feild, the same rule applies: real food, bold flavour, NO SHORTCUTS.
Think BBQ smoke rolling out at a festival stage. Think jars of Redflag and Onlyjams lined up at a wedding next to the champagne. Think late-night burgers dropped straight from the van at a warehouse party while the DJ’s still going. Thats the energy we bring.
No job is too small-if you just want a taste of kems at your house with a few mates, we’ll make it slap. No job is too big- if you want us scaling up for a corparate takeover or city-wide pop-up, we’ll make it run smooth and still feel filthy. And budgets? Big or small, we’ll make it work without ever watering down the flavour.
We dont just feed our guests-we set the tone. We make your party louder, Your launch bolder, your wedding unforgettable. Because KemsKatering isnt just background noise. It’s the main event.
We don’t just pour drinks-we fuel movements. From KRACK Juice 1% that bites back, to throat game that’ll have you grinning like you shouldn’t, to Red light sip that goes down way to easy, our creations are built for the bold.
But this isn’t just about alcohol. We’re building a whole line-up~ from raw, unapologetic juices and smoothies that slap with flavour, to cocktails and spirits that hit harder than your ex’s late-night texts. Whether its sober sipping or filthy shots at 2am, Kems is behind the glass.
And here’s the truth: we’re still experienting, still pushing, still looking for inspiration from the klub itself. Every drop is tested, tweaked and built with the same fire as our food. No rules. no limits-if it fuels the party, its on the table.
Wherever the party is, Kems is pouring.
Fuel For The Klub
The Legacy Jars!
These aren’t just jars-they’re milestones. Each one stamped, sealed, and numbered like a peice of Kems history. The very first runs, the early test batches, the sauces drops that will build this movement brick by brick.
We call them Legacy because they’re where it all began. The foundations. The roots of Kems. Every jar will carry the story of how this started, and the energy of where we’re going. Guests who hold onto them aren’t just keeping a sauce-they’re keeping a receipt that they were here at the very beginning.
Every lid, every sticker, every scribble on glass is proof of loyalty. Proof you belived in Kems before the world caught on. And trust us-there will come a time where those who kept there Legacy Jars will get rewarded in ways money cant buy.
This isn’t merch. This isnt a gimmick. This is culture in a jar.
The Journey Ahead..?
Right now, we’re still building. Every jar that we sell is more than just a sauce-its fuel for the dream. The sauces are the foundation, the first step, the spark that’ll light the wheels on fire when the Kems van finally hits the streets.
That van isn’t just transport-it’s our weapon, our stage, our way of taking this vision to every corner. From Hertfordshire to every city that craves something real, raw, and unapologetic. Every burger flipped, every lid sealed, every klub member that backs us gets us closer.
This isn’t a hobby. This isn’t a side hustle. Its the dream that keeps us grinding long after the kitchen lights go out. The sauces fund the van. The van fuels the movement. And the movement? Thats what changes the game.
When the wheels start rolling, we’re not just serving food. We’re bringing a culture. We’re proving that loyalty, flavour, and community can build something bigger than hype.
We are not waiting for permission. We are building it brick by brick, jar by jar. And when it lands, it won’t just be a van-it’ll be the start of something unstoppable.
Back The Movement !
Kems isn’t just food. It’s a culture. A revolution. Every jar sold, every burger flipped, every klub member shouting about us pushes the dream closer. If you belive in what we are building and want to fuel the fire-there are ways to back us, parnter with us, or even invest in our journey. This isnt a sponsership. This is a Legacy.
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